Dear Music Fan,

Toadophile used to be a vibrant corporation with soaring stock prices and inflated earnings. Despite a lack of anything resembling positive cash flow Toadophile used modern corporate accounting methods to stay in the black. However, at the height of the label's success, while star label attraction Applesaucer were playing at and competing for a 2000 California Music Award (for Outstanding Debut Album, no less. One of only 3 truly independent acts nominated for any award that year), the Toadophile CFO withdrew the last dollar-three-eighty from the coffers and bolted for a life of tax-free exile in the Bahamas. What remains is a time capsule from better days, when profits were scarce (but we had ".com" after our name so profits weren't a requirement, all we had to do was have glowing expectations for the future) and the music was fine. So please step inside and remember it the way it used to be, with every note as crisp and clear as the stars in the eyes of the girl you're dancing with...